May 11, 2011

Scary Fortune Cookies

# We know where you live.

# You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

# Everyone's meal today is on you!

# The "special sauce" came from the floor!

# Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!

# Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

# A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

# Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.

# See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

# MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe

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