# We know where you live.
# You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
# Everyone's meal today is on you!
# The "special sauce" came from the floor!
# Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
# Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
# A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
# Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.
# See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
# MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe
